A list of things I'd like to do before I die. 

(Also contains things I've already done, so I can feel better about myself.)

• Learn to play a few songs on the ukulele.
• Learn to "speed read".
• Win a game of chess vs.:
• a computer set to dummy mode
• a computer set to intermediate mode
• a computer set to hard mode
• my mom
  
• Learn to speak conversational:
• Arabic.
• Spanish.
• German.
• Turkish.
• Serve in U.S. Special Operations.
  
• Jump out of a plane.
• Jump out of a helicopter.
  
• Take dancing lessons with my wife.
• Compete in the Bataan Memorial Death March.
  
• Win the Bataan Memorial Death March.
• Run a half-marathon.
  
• Travel to
• Belize
• Australia
• Thailand
• Morocco
• Ireland
  
• France
• Zurich
• Belgium
• Amsterdam
• Live in Atlanta.
  
• Live in New York City.
  
• Pay off all of my consumer debt.
• Pay off my mortgage.
• Start a business.
• Start a profitable business.
  
• Start a Linux user group.
  
• Start a hacker space.
• Start a nonprofit corporation.
• Become financially independent through investments.
• Write a:
• short story
  
• novel
• non-fiction book
• Get into a habit of:
• hatha yoga
• meditation